side effects

so i started my new medicine yesterday - one injection into the leg given to me by my nice neighbor across the street - anyhow when you go to the pharmacy they give you this whole big kit including a warning and side effects pamphlet that is like 10 pages long - well knowing myself i told myself not to touch the pamplet but all day long i could just see it sitting on the kitchen table beckoning for me to come and take a peek - and i resisted for a while but eventually, after ben had gone to school, i gave in and picked it up to read it - well i knew it was a bad idea but i couldn't resist! anyhow the list of side effects is like forever long and i start reading them - headaches- and sure enough my head starts hurting, acne- and i can feel zits on my face just starting to come up, nausa- yep i feel like i am going to throw up, bone density decreases- and sure enough i can just feel my bones getting eaten away and getting small and smaller, hot flashes- yep i am hot(although it could have been because it is still warm outside, but probably not, breast reduction- and sure enough i can feel my chest getting smaller by the minute, anyhow and the list goes on and on and on - and i am checking off every single one on the list because i have that side effect! well when ben came home i started in on all the things that my body is doing - and what does he do -LAUGHS- like it is no big deal and then he hides the pamplet! And this is an example of why you should never read the side effects label